| Let's face it, folks. Girls kept apart, everyone of | | | | We don't ask you to go that far. |
| us once in his life started a book and gave up | | | | Then, remember that most readers and |
| after writing a few lines or a few chapters... It | | | | publishers don't read a book till the end. So what |
| probably happened between the age of 16 and | | | | you need here is a completely boring start that |
| the age of 26 when you thought you had it in | | | | requires no follow-up. When the reader gets |
| you. That was before you met your current | | | | bored, he will have nothing left to read. He won't |
| girlfriend, started making babies and selling fax | | | | feel guilty for giving in and will subsequently |
| machines for a multinational company. | | | | recommend your novel to other people. That's a |
| My objective here is to bring you relief and to | | | | win-win situation, understood? |
| give you tips to repeat the experience without | | | | Last but not least, there's always some feeling of |
| the all despairing brain-teaser "I'm a washout" side | | | | timeless magic about an unfinished piece of art. |
| effect. | | | | Shubert's 7th symphony was left unfinished, |
| First, you're not alone. The Austrian writer Robert | | | | Stendhal's Lucien Leuwen as well and no one is |
| Musil died in 1942 of a brain attack before finishing | | | | really sure about the Manneken Pis in Brussels. |
| his post-mortem masterpiece Der Mann ohne | | | | And these are works of art of formidable |
| Eigenschaften. I'm not saying here that dying | | | | proportion. In our present case, instead of |
| during the writing process is the perfect solution, | | | | completing 20 works and leaving 1 undone, I |
| but at least it provides you with a very good | | | | suggest you do the total opposite: write a |
| excuse. And since we speak of Musil, the guy died | | | | powerful short-story of about 30 pages and leave |
| after writing 1542 pages, which is a real shame. | | | | your other 45 unfinished novels to prosperity. |