Getting Published - A Comedy of Rejections

Do you ever wonder why all those publishersstunted at the age of ten when her father died
rejected Harry Potter before Bloomsbury took itrather brutally while saving her life. And the
on and made publishing history? I wonder it all thebreadth of my readership indicates my book is
time because I have seen, first hand, some ofenormously appealing to fifteen-year-olds all the
the nonsensical and humorous reasons a book isway to sixty-year-olds. But apparently this makes
rejected.it a sales risk. So, how would she view, say, the
I wrote one of my novels, seven years before itLord of the Rings written for a young audience
was finally published. So, why did it take that longand obsessively loved by adults? Or perhaps she
for someone to say yes? I still don't know themay not have heard of a little novel called Twilight
answer to that, because almost without- published for young adults and bought by almost
exception, my rejection letters said: "Loved theevery age you can imagine? And Harry Potter is
story, and your writing shows so much promise.for which specific age group? But maybe the
But..."editor had a point?
Which begs the question: When is an enjoyableOne agent believed that to keep her reading, I
story and proficient writing, simply not enough?needed to reveal the answers to the underlying
Worse, when did it become secondary to whatmystery much earlier, not near the novel's end.
can only be described as irrelevant?And the rest of the book could then be filled up
I once sent the manuscript to a very keen agentwith, well... stuff. Mysteries, it seems, only keep a
who later rejected it because she believed myreader reading when they are no longer a
heroine, Shenna, a starving, injured thief, shouldmystery. (Perhaps she had just never come
have been a vegetarian. In one scene, myacross detective fiction?) But apparently readers
fantasy characters sit around an open fire in awere all willing to wait for seven entire novels, to
quasi-medieval world. Shenna's new-found friends -resolve the mystery between Harry Potter and
who are nursing her back to health after an injuryhis nemesis Voldemort. But perhaps this agent
- offer her some salted lamb. But the agent hastoo, had a point?
scribbled out lamb and written in 'tofu'. Yes, tofu.It seems though, that no one told my growing list
And it was a point so significant to her, that sheof fans that lamb versus tofu is a serious issue.
mentioned it as a reason for rejecting the book.They seemed to have been too side-tracked with
To be fair, Shenna can speak to animals. And shethe page-turning plot and the unforgettable
shares an incredible mind-bond with a wolf that ischaracters. Neither did anyone mention to them
constantly at her side. But let's disregard worksthat a mystery should not be revealed at the
like Robin Hobb's Farseer Trilogy, where Fitzend, but halfway through. Instead they naively
speaks to and yet eats animals. And ignore thehad an intense need to know how it ended. And
fact that Wolf is a carnivore, so Shenna wouldnobody told the adults that they weren't to enjoy
have to watch him eat animals. Apart from all ofthe book because the main character was a little
that, who would actually bother to read it unlessyounger than them. Adult readers just couldn't
starving Shenna only ate tofu she regularly stoleseem to get past the deep and moving issues
from specialist medieval traders of Asianthat Shenna faced.
vegetarian products? I think the agent had a point!It's just as well, with inexperienced readers like
One editor enjoyed my novel "very much", butmine, that our publishing industry keeps a strict
claimed the age group was "ambiguous". Myvigil against such serious errors. After all, we can't
heroine is youngish - about twenty-one - and inhave page-turning plots, great writing styles and
many ways she is childish, having had her lifetofu-free novels sneaking through, can we?