Hey! You Wanna Write a Novel the Easy Way?

(Remember: November is National Novel Writing“significantly different.” There is no such
Month)thing as an original idea. I found this out when in
My latest novel has been lounging on my1973 I came out with my “original”
computer for months. I have a thousand excusesmagazine of memories, Yesterday’s
for not finishing it: too busy with other endeavors,Magazette. Unbeknownst to me, others were
writer's block, my lead character won't budge, myheaving this same “original” idea around
cat needs food. Oh, yes, I have a ton ofthe same exact time. But I still say I came out
legitimate reasons for not finishing my third novelwith it first. :-)
in my Amos Grant mystery series. I feel angryHere's another example: In 1970, I coined the
with myself. But then again, I don't want my cat“original” saying of “always expect the
to starve. A dead cat in the house is bad forunexpected.” But the funny thing is that since
one's muse.that time I must have heard my same "original"
So I feed the cat and start to thumb throughexpression repeated a million times or more. One
The Easy Way To Write A Novel by Rob Parnell.more original idea I thought I had back in the late
It's an e-book that caught my attention. (I like70s was to write a column of “Oddball
e-books because they are cheap and fast, muchNews” items, which I did for a few years.
like some of the girls from my old neighborhood.)Now I see there is a very similar column called
But Parnell's book is more satisfying.News Of The Weird which is now syndicated in
“If you are reasonably well educated, or evenhundreds of newspapers.
if not, everything you need to write an enduringSo believe me and Rob Parnell when we say
novel-length piece of fiction is inside you. You“don’t waste your time” agonizing and
already possess the talent and the necessarytrying to come up with some original idea for your
skills. All you have to do is access them.”book. Don’t even try. Just put a twist on an
This is how Rob Parnell, founder of Easy Way Toold idea.
Write, begins his 179-page informative e-book.Parnell recommends writing fast. “If you try
Using psychology and motivational advice, Parnellto use your conscious logical side of your mind to
walks you through his unique process. More Zenwrite, you’ll take forever,” he states.
monk than strict writing teacher, he spends a“Let your fingers write or type
good part of his book teaching you meditationautomatically.” In other words, he advises, use
and visualization techniques.your subconscious to write that great novel.
Some may find his holistic approach a bit strange.As much as I enjoyed the mindset and
But treating the whole person, taking into accountmotivational techniques in the first half of
one’s mental and social factors as well as theParnell’s book, I have to admit that Part Two
physical act of writing, caught my attention. Itabout his “30 Day Formula” for writing a
differed from the hundreds of other writing booksnovel was equally entertaining and informative.
I have sitting on my bookshelves. It sparked myRight off, he tells you that you need
muse into a new way of writing novels. If I hadCHARACTERS before anything else. He says
read Parnell’s e-book before I struggledwithout interesting characters, there is simply no
through my own six novels, I believe the entirestory.
process would have been less painful.He guides you through each day. He even designs
What Rob Parnell does is prepare you to writea ten step plot template and explains how setting
before he shows you how to write your novel inshould best be viewed as another character to
30 days. (Maybe he should have named his bookdefine. He then  goes on to list the ten
“The FAST Way To Write a Novel.”) Infundamental mistakes that writers should avoid.
any case, I was intrigued by his system. I,Lastly, like a good coach, he is there to nudge and
especially, enjoyed his putting to rest some of thepush you along and to motivate you.
myths about writing a novel.“You’re always closer to success than
For instance, he points out that all art (writingyou think!”
included) is subjective. “There is absolutely noI admit Rob Parnell’s e-book, The Easy Way
reason to believe that what you create is less aTo Write a Novel, got my motor running. In fact,
work of art than anything else,” he writes.I've decided to spend the rest  of the day
“If you believe your book to be a work ofworking on my novel.  After all, it is National
art, then that’s exactly what it is. Period.”Novel Month. What better time to finish a novel. I
You must have an “original idea” isfeel really pumped! My mind is racing with ideas.
another phrase you hear a lot about. But ParnellMy fingers are a twitter. I'm smokin'!
points out that what these know-it-alls reallyBut first ... I need to feed the cat.
mean is that you should write something