Novel Writing is Not For Beginners

Novel writing isn't for beginners, so why is it thatthem
every beginner wants to write a book about how· or how to write a properly crafted
rough their life has been? There's no use in2,000 word short story
attacking me. I already have 100 beginnersSo where does that leave all of you beginners
standing at my door and waiting to flog me towho are reading this? How can you learn these
death. By the time you arrive, there will be littlesteps? The obvious answer is a writing course.
left for the imagination. But... it would be nice ifStart at the beginning and work your way up.
you wrote my husband and extended yourTwo classes will be all you should need, unless you
sympathies.also need a review course in punctuation and
Novel writing is something that should be left formechanics.
someone who has AT LEAST had someBut if you can't do that right now, read every
experience in short story writing. And when I say,article you can find on writing and take notes!
"some experience," I mean some experience inTake The Writer Magazine, which is the best on
being published.the market (and I have no affiliations with them).
And now for the brutal, searing facts of life: noWrite to people with writing websites and ask
one cares what has happened in your life. Notthem specific questions.
unless it can be of practical use to them. The dayAnother thing you can is to join one or more
for caring about what happens to your neighbor iswriting groups. The one I recommend is They
nearly at an end. Can you even call six neighborshave a five-star rating system where you can
by their first and last names? I rest my case.rate other people's writing and they can rate
But this is not an article for ranting and raving.yours. And before you get into a writing group,
There are solid reasons why beginners shouldn'tmake up your mind that you will accept and act
try to write novels. These are only some of theupon 95% of the suggestions and criticisms that
things they won't know:you receive, and that you will not wear your
· what a hook is, or how to make onefeelings on your sleeves.
· how to build paragraphs with properSo how do you know which 5% not to accept?
structureAt first, you won't. As time passes, you will be
· what a theme is, or how to find itable to discern that.
· what a plot is, or how to build itIn closing, when you can craft a good 2,000-word
· how to build a character, or how to givestory (the equivalent of one chapter), take a
it wartsnovel writing class. A novel is too much work to
· what an arc is, or how to use it"try out". More free writing tips below.
· what resolutions are, or how to do