Ten Keys to Writing a Bad Dissertation

Does anyone set out to write a bad dissertation?to the academic community as one that proves
It hardly seems possible. Most of us probablyyou right. What is not valuable at all is a
begin our doctoral programs convinced that thedissertation that's half-baked because it has only
ideas we put forth in our dissertations will changeconsidered some of the available evidence,
the face of our disciplines forever! But after yearsarguments, and points of view. Don't stack the
spent reading hundreds of doctoraldeck in your favor; read everything relevant to
dissertations--first as a grad student, then as ayour topic, from every point of view. In the
professor, and now as a professional dissertationprocess, your ideas will mature. The end result will
editor and coach--I can't help but observe: Therebe a dissertation that has far greater depth--and
are a lot of bad dissertations out there!credibility.
Really great dissertations are pretty rare. They6. Presume that if it's not in English or on the
require unique insight, groundbreaking research,Internet, it mustn't be important.
rigorous logic, and a touch of artistry. So I'm notBelieve it or not, there's a reason for those
sure I could promise to tell you exactly how tolanguage requirements that doctoral programs
make your dissertation great. But I've discoveredimpose on us. It's not just that smart people
that there are some common threads that runspeak more than one language! The point is to
through most of the lousy dissertations I've read.open the door to valuable literature that is
So I thought I could share with you some ofavailable--but not in English. Relying on English alone
what I've learned by reading bad doctoralmeans that some literature (and ideas) will be
dissertations. That way, if you'd like to write acompletely unavailable to you, and other literature
bad dissertation of your own, you'd know how towill be available only through the interpretation of
go about doing it. Or better yet, if you'd like toa translator. It really is worth the effort to learn
write a good dissertation of your own, you'd haveto read the languages in which your most
some idea of common pitfalls.important sources are written. Without them,
Here are ten common mistakes you should avoidyour research is incomplete.
if you want your dissertation to be worthwhile.And read books . . . and articles! As lucky as we
1. Surround yourself with like-minded people.are to have access to so many sources available
We all like to be right. And what better way toon the Internet, we can't forget that there's
convince yourself you're right than by beingsomething print sources have that entirely
surrounded by people who agree with you? WhenWeb-based sources do not: gatekeepers. For a
choosing a doctoral program, it's natural tobook or an article to appear in print, someone
gravitate toward schools, departments, and(typically a group of scholars in the field) has
faculty who share our views--conservative ordetermined that it was worthwhile. They may not
liberal, this methodology or that one, a particularnecessarily have agreed with its point of view, but
school of thought or perspective or approach. Thethey found that it met the standards of sound
good news is that, if you manage to surroundmethodology, rational argumentation, and
yourself with people who think just like you do,timeliness. On the Internet, anyone may publish
you'll encounter little resistance as you write. Theanything at any time--making the quality of Web
bad news is that, when you've finished writing,sources dangerously uneven. Internet research is
your research will be much less likely to stand uphere to stay, and that's a good thing. But there's
to serious challenge, since you've not had tono substitute for books and articles written by
grapple with opposing points of view along thereputable scholars in your field. Be sure that
way. In short, serious challenge has a way ofWeb-based sources do not constitute the bulk of
forging strong arguments, and the lack of it has ayour bibliography, or you could find that you've
way of making thought go soft. Do yourself aleft the mainstream without even realizing it and
favor: Seek out an environment that will providestepped away from some of the most important
challenge while you're writing, and you'll find thatresources available to you.
your dissertation is far better prepared for the7. Let your assertions stand by force, not by
challenges it will face when UMI makes it availableproof.
to the whole world that exists beyond yourSpend enough hours listening to cable news and
university.you may start to get the impression that the goal
2. Choose a topic that is only of interest to you.of debate is to win, and the way to win is to
It's a common joke that "No one knows as muchoutshout the other side! Being a geek by nature, I
as a freshman." In other words, part of thesometimes like to play little academic games
process of learning is learning how much we stillwhen I watch T.V., and one of them is "count the
need to learn! When we set out to write ourfallacies" in the arguments that T.V. pundits make:
dissertations, we're like freshmen starting out inad hominem arguments, red herrings,
school--we don't yet know how much we don'tnon-sequiturs--they sometimes make for
know, because we've not yet had the chance toentertaining T.V., but they never result in a solid
explore fully what others have done. At this earlyargument. If your dissertation is going to
stage of the dissertation project, it's possible towithstand serious critique and make a contribution
convince ourselves that a topic is fascinatingto your field, every assertion must be justified
when, in fact, that topic has become passeand every argument must be fallacy-free.
because of the treatment it has already received;8. Turn in your first draft.
it's also possible to get occupied with questionsThe revision process is about polishing your work.
that are divorced from the real concerns in theWeak arguments get strengthened, fuzzy ideas
field at present. Two of the best sources forget clarified, redundancies get eliminated, language
ensuring that your dissertation topic is relevantgets tightened. If you're like most doctorandi,
and worthwhile are recent dissertations andyou're always rushing toward the next deadline.
current periodicals. Immerse yourself in theseWhen running out of time, the easiest thing to cut
resources at the beginning of your project. Evenout is the revision process. Resist that temptation.
if you just read the titles, you'll be more likely to9. Don't bother with input from others.
situate your work in the context of what otherYou've probably had only a course or two in
scholars are doing right now.statistics; why not let a professional statistician
3. Keep the scope of your study broad and thehelp you with the statistical portions of your
terms vague.work? You may not be confident of your APA
Doctoral-level work requires examination of aformatting (or whatever style sheet you're using);
topic at great depth. And in this kind of research,why not let a professional editor proof your text?
the number one enemy of depth is breadth. AnWhat about just having someone in your
essential key to writing a good dissertation is todepartment give you feedback on the cogency
have a clear and precise focus for your work.of your arguments? There's nothing like a fresh
Other interesting ideas will emerge along the way;set of eyes to catch the things that you're too
resist them--for now. When you've finished yourclose to see anymore. Staying well within the
dissertation, you can return to those other ideasbounds of academic integrity, don't be afraid to
for the articles and books you'll write in the nextreach out for help with the aspects of your work
stage of your career.in which you're not an expert, so that the
4. Don't constrain your creativity with an outline.expertise you do have is presented as effectively
For years, teachers have been telling you toas it can be.
outline your papers before you write. And for10. Prove your point at all cost.
years you've probably been ignoring them. ButWhat's wrong with being wrong? The process of
here you are, starting your doctorate--obviously,determining that fact will be a valuable contribution
it was advice you didn't need! Dissertation writingto your field. Academic work is a process of
is different. You're going to write hundreds ofdiscovery, and sometimes that means discovering
pages over a period that may take years; it willthat our initial hypotheses were wrong. The
be easy to get lost along the way, especially ashonest presentation of the sound methodology
your ideas evolve. Planning ahead is the only wayleading you to that conclusion will be worthwhile
to ensure that your dissertation will be focused,reading for your colleagues. Any effort to get
well-structured, and clearly argued; it's also thearound the facts will show bias--the single
only way to ensure that it will ever end! A careful,greatest threat to a worthwhile dissertation. In
detailed outline is indispensable. You may amend itacademia, there's no failure where there's genuine
as you progress with your research, but don'tlearning. By contrast, there's nothing but failure
omit it or abandon it. As a dissertation writer, thewhen points are "proven" by doctored results,
outline is your yellow brick road!ignored evidence, faked methodologies supplied
5. Confine your bibliography to sources thatafter the research has actually been done, and
support your point of view.forced arguments designed to cover up the truth
Contrary to popular opinion, the purpose of aand arrive at a preferred conclusion. You can start
dissertation is not to prove a pre-determinedyour project with this confidence: If you carry out
point; it is to study a worthwhile question. Afteryour research with integrity, follow a solid
all, if the answer can be determined before themethodology, consider all relevant points of view,
research is even done, then what's the value ofand report honestly what you find, then whatever
the work? In the end, a dissertation thatconclusion you reach will be worthwhile. And if you
disproves your initial hypothesis is just as valuabledon't, it won't.