Want to Write a Novel the Easy Way?

My latest novel has been lounging on myThere is no such thing as an original idea. I found
computer for months. I have a thousand excusesthis out when in 1973 I came out with my
for not finishing it: too busy with other endeavors,"original" magazine of memories, Yesterday's
writer's block, my lead character won't budge, myMagazette. Unbeknown to me, others were
cat needs food. Oh, yes, I have a ton ofhaving this same "original" idea around the same
legitimate reasons for not finishing my third novelexact time. But I still say I came out with it first.
in my Amos Grant mystery series. I feel angry:-)
with myself. But then again, I don't want my catHere's another example: In 1970, I coined the
to starve. A dead cat in the house is bad for"original" saying of "always expect the
one's muse.unexpected." But the funny thing is that since that
So I feed the cat and start to thumb throughtime I must have heard my same "original"
The Easy Way To Write A Novel by Rob Parnell.expression repeated a million times or more. One
It's an e-book that caught my attention.more original idea I thought I had back in the late
"If you are reasonably well educated, or even if70s was to write a column of "Oddball News"
not, everything you need to write an enduringitems, which I did for a few years. Now I see
novel-length piece of fiction is inside you. Youthere is a very similar column called News Of The
already possess the talent and the necessaryWeird which is now syndicated in hundreds of
skills. All you have to do is access them."newspapers.
This is how Rob Parnell, founder of Easy Way ToSo believe me and Rob Parnell when we say,
Write, begins his 179-page informative e-book."Don't waste your time agonizing and trying to
Using psychology and motivational advice, Parnellcome up with some original idea for your book.
walks you through his unique process. More ZenDon't even try. Just put a twist on an old idea."
monk than strict writing teacher, he spends aParnell recommends writing fast. "If you try to
good part of his book teaching you meditationuse your conscious logical side of your mind to
and visualization techniques.write, you'll take forever," he states. "Let your
Some may find his holistic approach a bit strange.fingers write or type automatically." In other
But treating the whole person, taking into accountwords, he advises, use your subconscious to
one's mental and social factors as well as thewrite that great novel.
physical act of writing, caught my attention. ItAs much as I enjoyed the mindset and
differed from the hundreds of other writing booksmotivational techniques in the first half of Parnell's
I have sitting on my bookshelves. It sparked mybook, I have to admit that Part Two about his
muse into a new way of writing novels. If I had"30 Day Formula" for writing a novel was equally
read Parnell's e-book before I struggled throughentertaining and informative. Right off, he tells you
my own six novels, I believe the entire processthat you need CHARACTERS before anything
would have been less painful.else. He says without interesting characters, there
What Rob Parnell does is prepare you to writeis simply no story.
before he shows you how to write your novel inHe guides you through each day. He even designs
30 days. (Maybe he should have named his booka ten step plot template and explains how setting
"The FAST Way To Write a Novel.") In any case,should best be viewed as another character to
I was intrigued by his system. I, especially,define. He then goes on to list the ten
enjoyed his putting to rest some of the mythsfundamental mistakes that writers should avoid.
about writing a novel.Lastly, like a good coach, he is there to nudge and
For instance, he points out that all art (writingpush you along and to motivate you. "You're
included) is subjective. "There is absolutely noalways closer to success than you think!"
reason to believe that what you create is less aI admit Rob Parnell's e-book, The Easy Way To
work of art than anything else," he writes. "If youWrite a Novel, got my motor running. In fact, I've
believe your book to be a work of art, thendecided to spend the rest of the day working on
that's exactly what it is. Period."my novel. After all, November is National Novel
You must have an "original idea" is another phraseWriting Month. What better time to finish a novel.
you hear a lot about. But Parnell points out thatI feel really pumped! My mind is racing with ideas.
what these know-it-alls really mean is that youMy fingers are a twitter. I'm smokin'!
should write something "significantly different."But first ... I need to feed the cat.