| I have been writing something for a living since | | | | on a roll. Do not forget to change back to a more |
| 1967. Notice that for a living part. | | | | acceptable font, or you will get funny looks from |
| When people pay you to write for them, the | | | | your readers. |
| implication is: | | | | - Do all your research first, before you start |
| - Someone is expecting results. | | | | writing. I will use any excuse to fire up Firefox |
| - There is usually a deadline. | | | | and go wandering through hyperspace. Hey, I |
| - Failure is never an option. | | | | may not be writing, but I am working, right? |
| - No words, no paycheck. | | | | Wrong! |
| As a technical writer you are expected to | | | | - Get up and go back to where you were when |
| perform. | | | | you had that great idea. When it comes back to |
| As a copywriter you are expected to perform, | | | | you, go type it. |
| brilliantly. | | | | - The Neanderthal method. That's right, an 8 |
| As a freelance writer you are expected to | | | | ½" x 11" legal pad and a yellow Ticonderoga |
| perform miracles! | | | | No.2 pencil. For those of you who have never |
| Along with the expectations comes the stress, | | | | tried this, the No.2 can be found near the blunt |
| frequently followed by writers block. | | | | end of the pencil, usually right below that squishy, |
| Has this ever happened to you? | | | | red, brass bound thing. That is an eraser, the |
| You are sitting in the kitchen, drinking a cup of | | | | ancient equivalent of CtrlX. To use the pencil, put |
| coffee, when the greatest idea you ever had | | | | the other end on the paper and move it around. |
| pops into your head. You hurry into your office, | | | | You will get the hang of it. |
| boot up your computer, click on your word | | | | - Dictate. I hate the sound of my own voice. I |
| processor and by the time that terrifying, blank, | | | | have that typically flat, nasal, Midwestern twang |
| white page comes up your idea is gone. | | | | that sounds like a flock of geese crossing a |
| Forty plus years after I received my first | | | | freeway. I will do anything to escape hearing my |
| paycheck for putting words on paper, it still | | | | own voice, even write! |
| occasionally sneaks up on me. It is like a form of | | | | - Talk your idea out to a good listener and record |
| snow blindness. All that white and so little black. It | | | | the conversation. I sometimes try to subject my |
| is enough to make you crazy. | | | | wife to this torture, but she has come up with |
| When writers block strikes me, I strike back. I | | | | her own, "7 Ways to avoid Me". More often than |
| can usually overcome it within minutes. | | | | not I talk to Kermit. You know Kermit, the green |
| Here are some tips that work for me and should | | | | frog. He sits on a shelf above my computer and |
| work equally well for you: | | | | is always a great listener. Kermit never lets me |
| - Type anything. Get your fingers working, first. | | | | down. Maybe he doesn't know the seven tricks |
| Your mind will usually come along for the ride. | | | | my wife uses! |
| "admkjrkefmvmd;cwememlbcm". Typing | | | | I have intentionally kept the tone of this article |
| something like that is often enough to get me | | | | light, but I assure you, I use every one of these |
| started. It did not cost me one drop of ink, or | | | | techniques, myself. |
| one sheet of paper. When I have finished my | | | | By the way, in case you are interested, it took |
| Pulitzer Prize-worthy document I can just CtrlX it | | | | me 41 minutes to write this article. That included: |
| into oblivion. | | | | - A short conversation with Kermit. |
| - Change your font. Try something ridiculous like | | | | - Spell check. (I was right about the spelling of |
| French script. If you are like me, you will be | | | | "processor" and Bill Gates was wrong!) |
| fascinated to see what it looks like. To see what | | | | - Highlighting the entire article and switching fonts |
| it looks like, you will have to put words on paper, | | | | from "French Script" to "Verdana". |
| or on your monitor. Once you are typing, you are | | | | I hope these tips help. |